I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

(via pastell-lips)


epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)





heyitsjnnfr:

heyitsjnnfr:

Drink up!

Guys I have no idea how this photo somehow got almost 5500 notes so far! It’s blowing up my notifications.

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else



Anonymous asked:
how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.





Silence can be your best friend and your worst enemy. It is how you use your silence that determines which side you’re on.
(via picsandquotes)


onefitmodel:

the best healthblr you will ever see ☀

I respect fit runners and I respect overweight runners. I respect fast runners and I respect slow runners. I respect people who run 5 miles and I respect people who run 25 miles. I respect people who run in group and I respect solo runners. I respect shirtless runners and I respect fully clothed runners. I respect walkers, joggers, and sprinters. I respect female runners and I respect male runners. I respect young runners and I respect old runners. I respect winter, spring, summer, fall runners. My point is this: the first step out the front door is the hardest, and I respect anyone who takes it.

(Source: fit-tan-blonde)





Whoever decided women had to be the ones to carry a baby can suck my fucking dick.

Killer back spasms produces killer back pain which then causes me to use a heating pad which then causes Baby B to go karate ninja on me. There’s no winning in pregnancy.






It’s as if I went to sleep for a year, and when I woke up the wall’s fallen apart.