carnivoroustacos:

prince-molest:

you-are-my-sweet-pain:

anothersocialanxietyfreak:

I know it will never happen but it doesn’t hurt to try

GUYS REBLOG THIS PLEASE

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Go, go, go!

mandathon:

Xx



bouquet-de-fleur:

bouquet-de-fleur:
q’d

verticalfood:

Smoothie Ice cream with strawberries and elderberries (by Dagmar’s Kitchen)


sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video



texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.
You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!

I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

(via pastell-lips)


epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)





heyitsjnnfr:

heyitsjnnfr:

Drink up!

Guys I have no idea how this photo somehow got almost 5500 notes so far! It’s blowing up my notifications.

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else



Anonymous asked:
how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.





Silence can be your best friend and your worst enemy. It is how you use your silence that determines which side you’re on.
(via picsandquotes)


onefitmodel:

the best healthblr you will ever see ☀